Ella's Corner--How To Become A Kardashian--The Kar-Jenner Series

Welcome back to Ella’s Corner! Today I’ll be giving you 3 easy steps to becoming a Kardashian. By the time you finish this article, you’ll be automatically packing your bags for L.A
    Step One: Try to use the word literally or like at least twice in every sentence, unless it's the sentence that starts or ends the conversation. The Kardashians always use literally to express the pain in doing something to make each other understand the true struggle of being famous.
    Step Two: Somehow get a really big butt. God knows why or how, but all Kardashians have really big butts. Somehow, I’m sure you’re clever enough to figure it out, get yourself a huge butt and BAM! Step number two completed.
    Step Three: Change your name to something that starts with a K. Try something like: Kerry, Kira, Ken, Karly, Kit, or Kat.
    So I’ll sum it up for you in this dialogue:
    Kim: Hey Kourt, whats up?
    Kourtney: Literally Kim I literally like, just got new implants and my butt is literally huge!
    Kim: Literally that’s like so cool! I literally just got some new, like implants a few days ago. Here, feel my butt!
    Kourtney: Kim that’s like literally so amazing! I like wish I could like have a butt like that! I’m so jelly!
    Kim: You’ll catch up someday, Kourt.

    Hope you enjoyed reading this! And if you try it out, let me know!